Our collaborations never work out how we want them to work out. We started on something, but it got delayed. So really we’re not only dissapointing you, but also ourselves.
But the people we dissapoint the most are the people who google phrases. Peter emailed me and told me that funnily enough, some search engines spit out this blog when people search for, ie “erotic short stories”, “mammal jokes” or “Peter Sucks” or “Hottest Clubs”.
The articles which contained these phrases were really only using these phrases and not actually kinky prose, jokes, or a list of addresses. I, unlike Peter, think this is rather regrettable and would like to apologize to any misled soul. We do care about people’s feelings, you know.
Although I know little about adult prose. I suggest that you search the internet more thoroughly. If you are looking for jokes, try www.jokes.com (this takes you to Comedy Central’s website). One of the London’s hottest clubs, is, apparently Mahiki (www.mahiki.com), where the likes of Prince Harry, Madonna and Paris Hilton have been known to hang out. And if you want to write about how much someone sucks, do it yourself.
Once again, we apologize. But things ain’t always what they seem, so beware…
BSJ
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